Mathematical Proof Girls Are Evil

1.  Women take time and money.  Women = Time * Money

2.  Know the popular saying “time is money”?  Let’s apply that here.  Women = Money * Money.

3.  If we simplify, that would be Women = Money^2 (money squared).

4.  Another popular saying is “money is the root of all evil”.  Let’s apply that here too.  Money = the square root of evil.

5.  Now the equation reads “Women = (square root of evil)^2”.  The square root will cancel out when the equation is simplified.

6.  So…women = evil.

…And suddenly, everything makes sense!  Also, why couldn’t math have ever been this fun?

I’d source the joke, but I have no idea who came up with it.  I found it here.

Among other evils which being unarmed brings you, it causes you to be despised.